1. The Frenchman is: a beret, a marinière and a baguette under his arm

In France we would be a bit like cartoon heroes, with the same outfit in each episode. As a result, we, our panoply of superheroes, would be the beret, the striped shirt without forgetting our supreme weapon: the baguette!

Le Français c'est: un béret, une marinière et une baguette de pain sous le bras

  1. The Frenchman does not start his day without his croissant

Some people just need their caffeine fix to start the day, for others a warm croissant can put a smile on their face. But don't worry, we don't just eat that. We also like pain au chocolat…or chocolatines.

Le Français ne commence pas sa journée sans son croissant

  1. The Frenchman is lazy, he decided to work little

35-hour week, paid holidays, early retirement... According to the latest Eurostat study, the French work less than their European neighbors... Pfft, it's because they're jealous, that case deserves a strike.

Le Français a la flemme, il a décidé de travailler peu

  1. The French only eat weird things

You rather want to say “French has a fine palate”. Inevitably, if you sniff the camembert with your nose full or imagine the frog or the snail still sticky on the plate, you just want to hold your nose and run away. But coming from a country known for its fine gastronomy, it's worth a try, isn't it?

Le Français ne mange que des choses bizarres

  1. The French are rude

The paradox is that the French become rude with the rude. Which explains according to the theory of politeness that with a hello and a thank you, the Frenchman smiles at us.

Les Français sont malpolis

  1. The Frenchman is cracked

The Frenchman would be filthy. In England there would be this charming expression of "french shower" (French shower) which would mean to coat oneself with perfume to ensure a fresh and woody body odor. So it's true that we particularly like Camembert, but its smell is not a hereditary factor that is passed on from generation to generation. At least we hope so.

Le Français est cracra

  1. The French hydrate with red wine

A glass of wine is never too much, nor there too soon. A lie-in is enough to add it to your brunch. The Frenchman has always been swimming in this beverage, because its quality makes us blush with love. Yes, the vineyard is our land.

Le Français s’hydrate de vin rouge

  1. The French are gallant and romantic

Eternal "french lover" and follower of the "french kiss" in France we take out the romanticism so as not to eat rakes. No wonder we're the capital of love. Paris will always be a good idea for a romantic getaway. Here is a shot that you would be delighted to discover.

Les Français sont galants et romantiques

Maybe we fell into a pot of wine when we were little, which drives us a little crazy to the point of bitching about everything. Wear the same marinière every day until you no longer have time to wash it. Eating green and gooey things and rinsing your teeth with Camembert… But we also have some of the most beautiful cities and culture in the world. Come and discover them, you will attach yourself to all our shots.

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